Umbrella Song
Written on January 27, 2017 By darrenzieger in Origin Story
An umbrella’s great
There’s so many things you can do with it
An umbrella’s great ’cause
When it’s very sunny
And there’s no trees near your house
You can have an umbrella instead
And not just that
There’s many more uses
Six I think
When it’s sunny,
And you’re forced to run laps
You can hold an umbrella
To make it so it’s cool
And also so you can see better
When it’s a bright, sunny day
When you’re swimming
And it’s bright
It makes it so you can see better to swim
When you’re in a bath
Or shower
You can use an umbrella
To block your privates
And when you’re bored of Christmas lights
It makes it cooler
When you hold an umbrella
Near Christmas lights
It has lines to make it cooler
And of course
Lots of people know
When it’s rainy
It keeps you dry
Song improvised by Dorian Zieger, age 8, while sitting in the bathtub, holding an umbrella